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i have the flu, it is so gross and i cannot breath right. 

on another note, my grandfather died on friday, it was the first funeral i have ever been to, but it was very nice, they did mention his whistleing which was cool!  Also they forgot to buy shoes for him....so he was buried without them. My mother is horrified by that, but i kinda like it. can't really explain why.

I feel very gross right now. 

But aside from that! i have six days of holiday left i think, so lets do somethign this weekend to celebrate our loss of freedom!

arg! i keep forgetting to update! 

biggest and best news first i think. My sister finally gave birth and i am now an auntie to a very cute little boy named jason. i have to admit i am rather happy, he is very cute. she had a three hour birth and is fine. ...this was about seven days ago. 

NOWWWW!!! 

well...no other news really, Just that i passed all my classes and am currently awaiting seceond semester. 

Also i started watching battlestar glactica and since i enjoyed it i feel like a giant nerd.

6OH MY! 

well i got this new game, i had been looking forward to playing it for a while,  since i heard it was in production actually. Anyway! so  i got it and i started playing it and noticed they had a lot of boobs shots. "Fine"  i said " looks like they know their major demographic"   however then i read a little bit of the playing manuel and noticed the word "Fetish" turns up a lot.  Turns out the only female character is also the character that cans 'fuse' with different monsters, and she used "Fetish's"  to learn new abilities, and you can power up her fetish's by using Soul energy.... 

And yeah i know fetish has more then one meaning it's just......FETISH! COME ON! 

on the note of fetish.......  i got some new underware yesterday, most of which bare slogans such as "juicy"  and "If you're rich then i'm single"   and the ones i am wearing now  "Friend with privleges"  i also got two plain black, however i wont delve into that sordid matter. 

lastly, i am thinking of getting people together for a zone 3 thing sometime, who is interested?

Whenever i discover that someone thinks i'm cool, i automatically Like them more. 

That is allll i had to say.....

HEY GUYS! 

COMPETITION ENDED YESTERDAY! 

NO ONE GOT IT RIGHT! 

this is the story! 

victoria and i got take out chinese, then drove around looking for a place to park and eat. but i had an assignment to do was really hungry, so i gave up trying to find a pretty spot, and just parked on the lawn of 134 Theodore st. 

it was pretty cool.

WOO! NEW COMPETITION! 

WHOEVER CAN GUESS WHERE I ATE DINNER TONIGHT WILL BE TREATED TO DINNER BY ME!

I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT! I ATE CHINESE! 

VICTORIA IS VOID FROM THIS DEAL! 

YOU HEARD ME !

It was Eight months to the day as of yesterday that i had surgery! 

According to my goal, i should be completely better now. 

I DON'T FEEL COMPLETELY BETTER! 

I DON'T SOUND IT EITHER!

yesterday i was a 12 year old pre-pubescent girl whose mother was trying to sterilize her. 


today...which i guess is actually yesterday now.....  I say in a car and watched two people have dry sex on a bench while i was eating KFC and giggling...i am serious, i took a photo!

HERE IS A LESSON FOR ALL OF YOU, IF YOU GO AROUND, SHOVING YOUR FINGERS IN PEOPLE EYES AND THEN SHOVING YOUR FINGERS IN YOUR OWN EYES YOU WILL MOST MAYBE POSSIBLY GET AN INFECTION@ 

THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE THE CLAP! 

ALL THANKS TO VICTORIA. 


ALSO EYE OINTMENT MAKES IT HARD TO SEE! 

ALSO I FORGOT TO SAY THAT TODAY I HAD A PEICE OF ICE UP MY NOSE AND I REALLY DIND'T LIKE IT! LETS ALL BLAME VICTORIA!  

ALSO CAPS IS STILL CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. SO IS BAD TYPING AND SPELLING.

ok ok! i know i keep telling people to read this...butt

http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=1 

READ IT YOU MO FO! 

XP  been ages since i called someon a mo fo...

have i ever told you how much i hate no only the taste but also the concept of "banana juice" 

IT'S NOT A JUICE AT ALL! IT IS A PUREE! 

i only say this because ...I’m really god damn bored and can't seem to concentrate at all. 


AHH somebody fix my essay!

OK! i have 24 hours to think of a plan...preferably involving nets.....

I WILL OWN PAINTER! 


or perhaps i'll just stalk him. whatever!

EH?

Don't talk to me like that! I'm the fucking batman! 

i am so sick right now...can't think right....which turns out to be just as well cause my group member for history never e-mail me what she said she was going to e-mail me, so i can't do our work and we are meant to meet tomorrow and I AM GOING TO VOMIT ON HER! 

in other news i feel poor and exhausted, and am sick of my parents ordering take out. STOP IT!

I feel like i am turning into a house wife, what with the constant cleaning.  (i quit my job at the bakery and now spend time cleaning houses) 

Also i developed a real thing for cooking for other people...mainly men...i'm serious, every time i cook it's for a man! i'm gonna make a pretty good wife someday!  

LIKE! OMG! 

Here i am back on LJ, possibly because i was promised crazy hot moist lesbian sex...possibly not! WHO KNOWS! 

I KNOW! ...you don't...you may think you know but you will never know if what i say is a truth or a lie. 

today i became a man, shortly before turning back into a woman. 

add me, then it is possible i will add you,